BEWARE YOUR HUMAN

if you remember, i recently posted an entry about the evils of catnip. well, it appears there is another danger to beware of. no matter how much you think your human loves you, watch them closely. there is no end to what they are capable of.

a case in point: i got a call from a canine friend of mine who lives in the same house with one of my best feline friends. it appears that the humans who live in the same house are not to be trusted. my canine friend was able to get the latest atrocity caught on a digital camera. i would not have believed it had i not seen it myself. it seems that the male human is too lazy to do things for himself, and doesn't have the gonads to ask the wife to do them. so what does he do? he stoops to tricking the furry ones in the house to doing them for him. he told my friend there was a juicy mouse in the toe....



below are pictures to prove what the poor feline (i will leave their names out of this, so as not to embarrass them) had to do for their male human. now, my friend is recovering nicely, but DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!



my feline friend being made to check her male human's shoes to see if they stink...........

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NETWORK MASCOT

i always knew i was a star, now it has been proven. my human joined this poetry/prose network and of course as soon as i got in there, i won everyone's heart. out of the blue the founder of the network emailed my human and told her she wanted to make me, Coatie, the group mascot. at first all i could think about were those stupid humans dressed up like critters of all kinds at those things they call sporting events. heck no, i didn't want to be a mascot. but then miss hannah, the founder, told me that it wasn't like that at all. i could have my own space for talking about things of importance to me, other critters, and even those pesky humans. so, my human asked me if i would agree, and i said i would if they used a flattering picture of me. so, i am now officially the NOSTALGIARAMBLINGS.COM mascot. i have my beautiful photo on the sidebar of the main page, and i have my own blog, my own discussion forum, plus numerous other options to pursue. i also have the run of the "attic" (where there are mice, frogs and other small prey, i mean critters) as well as the "cellar" (who knows what might lurk down there? i know there are lots of spiders, for i am constantly running into their webs)

i had started to think that i was too old to be a star again. but i guess not. when you are as pretty and smart as i am, anything is possible.

i guess this is where i have to thank my human, regina, for joining the network in the first place.

SO THANKS, REGINA!